For more Mighty Boosh songs/Music, see Mighty Boosh Music

The Calm a Llama Down is a short song sung by Howard and Vince which has appeared in Series One of the Television series as well as an episode of the Radio series.


With the zoo about to be closed down, Vince and Howard reminisce about the good times they had at the zoo, like the time the llama escaped and Howard was the only one who could calm it down


Calm a llama down
Calm a llama deep down
In the ocean blue
Like a barnacle
Sitting in the tight place
Laughing at the monkey arm
Pulling like a china boy

Kadaway noise

Boing chi kah masala
Boing chi kah masala

Ohhhhh tooth tooth.

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